After so many years of failure and being told to quit I am finally graduating and on my 93rd birthday. I can't believe Ive finally graduated, it doesn't seem like I've been in this school for 88 years. Although i would obviously have rathered to graduate sooner i found this to be quite a social adventure for me although my liver is shot now from the thousands of litres of alcohol i have ingested over the years, every year just seemed to be better than the last.
It was nearing the end of the graduation service when all of a sudden there was a massive machine that came straight through the wall we all quickly ran into the school library. We soon realized that there was no way to escape the people who came out of the machine and were beating on the door.
We searched frantically for a way out but found none. The people finally broke through the door and said "We brought the pizzas." Everyone was eating pizza but there was a very important ting i could not decide. Do i want the works or peperoni.
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