After so many years of failure and being told to quit I am finally graduating and on my 93rd birthday. I can't believe Ive finally graduated, it doesn't seem like I've been in this school for 88 years. Although i would obviously have rathered to graduate sooner i found this to be quite a social adventure for me although my liver is shot now from the thousands of litres of alcohol i have ingested over the years, every year just seemed to be better than the last.
It was nearing the end of the graduation service when all of a sudden there was a massive machine that came straight through the wall we all quickly ran into the school library. We soon realized that there was no way to escape the people who came out of the machine and were beating on the door.
We searched frantically for a way out but found none. The people finally broke through the door and said "We brought the pizzas." Everyone was eating pizza but there was a very important ting i could not decide. Do i want the works or peperoni.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Driving Rules Persuasive Essay
As you might know there has been some crazy driving rules coming out lately that has alot of people under the age of 21 a little angry. The government is making laws so that people under 21 with there license cannot drive between the hours of 12 A.M and 5 A.M, and extending the time you must have your permit before you get your license evem if you take drivers training now you have to wait 8 months to get your license instead of the normal 4.
Personally i find these rules completely useless and all they're going to do is make people mad amd get people in trouble. Kids who are gone out to a movie or out to a party won't be able to drive home without it being illegal. If they are going to put a limit on how much people can drive they should make it apply to everyone because at night people drive the very same as during the day and making a rule so people under the age of 21 can't drive after midnight is just useless.
Also this rule that people 16 have to wait atleast 8 months before getting their license after they get their permet is once again coompletely useless. Sure its good to have some extra practice but with only your permit you can only drive with someone with their class 5 and its sometimes hard to get someone to drive with you who has a their class 5. In a way the earlier you get your license the more practice you can get because of the freedom to drive by yourself
The people who are making these laws are almost making it like they the less teenagers are on the road the better, but if we don't get on the road to practice our driving day and we eventually have to get used to it at night too then when we get to 21 we will be horrible drivers because of lack of experience.
These rules are just crazy, the government made them uselessly, whether your under 21 reading this or not, would you really want less experienced teenagers driving the roads?
Personally i find these rules completely useless and all they're going to do is make people mad amd get people in trouble. Kids who are gone out to a movie or out to a party won't be able to drive home without it being illegal. If they are going to put a limit on how much people can drive they should make it apply to everyone because at night people drive the very same as during the day and making a rule so people under the age of 21 can't drive after midnight is just useless.
Also this rule that people 16 have to wait atleast 8 months before getting their license after they get their permet is once again coompletely useless. Sure its good to have some extra practice but with only your permit you can only drive with someone with their class 5 and its sometimes hard to get someone to drive with you who has a their class 5. In a way the earlier you get your license the more practice you can get because of the freedom to drive by yourself
The people who are making these laws are almost making it like they the less teenagers are on the road the better, but if we don't get on the road to practice our driving day and we eventually have to get used to it at night too then when we get to 21 we will be horrible drivers because of lack of experience.
These rules are just crazy, the government made them uselessly, whether your under 21 reading this or not, would you really want less experienced teenagers driving the roads?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Opinion Article
The title of the article i chose to write on is "Luv 2 txt", It was written by Cristina C. I found this article at http://www.teenink.com/Opinion/article/78701/Luv-2-Txt/. The first Paragraph of this article doesn't actually come out and say what the main idea is but you get a good feel that it is about texting and texting grammar.
The main point of this is that texting is slowly ruining the grammer of everyone who texts. There are 6 paragraphs in this piece and all of them i find to make the main idea of texting is ruining are grmmar more clear.
The writer in this uses examples of people typing "u" instead of "you" in alot of writing pieces for school because they are so used to texting it. this all can't be blamed on texting though IMing does about the same thing just as bad.
If she was trying to strengthen up her piece she probably could have used more examples of what ruins peoples grammer like using "@" for "at".
I found the conclusion to be very effective in this piece its worded very strongly. i really liked this article because of how much it actually applys to me and how true it actually is since there has been many times that i have caught myself putting "u" instead of "you"
The main point of this is that texting is slowly ruining the grammer of everyone who texts. There are 6 paragraphs in this piece and all of them i find to make the main idea of texting is ruining are grmmar more clear.
The writer in this uses examples of people typing "u" instead of "you" in alot of writing pieces for school because they are so used to texting it. this all can't be blamed on texting though IMing does about the same thing just as bad.
If she was trying to strengthen up her piece she probably could have used more examples of what ruins peoples grammer like using "@" for "at".
I found the conclusion to be very effective in this piece its worded very strongly. i really liked this article because of how much it actually applys to me and how true it actually is since there has been many times that i have caught myself putting "u" instead of "you"
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